While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?”
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Crashed Harley, the nurse, and the Wife!
Posted February 1, 2019 By AdminPacific Cruise ships sinks
Posted January 26, 2019 By AdminFrozen Windows
Posted January 23, 2019 By AdminA Wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Seniors never get enough exercise.
Posted January 20, 2019 By AdminIn His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses.
One sale on first day.
Posted August 15, 2018 By AdminA young guy from a small country village moves to the big City and goes to a big “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum cleaner salesman back in my village.” The boss was a […]
The Text message.
Posted August 8, 2018 By AdminHi, Fred, this is Richard, next door.
I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face to face. I’m telling you in this text, & I can’t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.
The truth is that, when you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day & night.
Senior Citizen and the Receptionist.
Posted July 31, 2018 By AdminThere is nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her/him what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Well 70-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”
Filed in Health & Medical, Senior Citizens | Tagged: bad receptionist, careful what you wish for, don't ask, good answer, one step ahead, reception, receptionist
2 Boys and the Tampons
Posted August 4, 2017 By AdminTwo young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight”, the boy replied.
Tickle Me Elmo toys.
Posted March 5, 2017 By AdminThere is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
Twenty pounds is twenty pounds.
Posted February 25, 2017 By AdminBill and his wife Blanche go to the county air show every year, and every year Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Blanche always replied,” I know Bill, but the helicopter ride is twenty pounds, and twenty pounds is twenty pounds.”
Why some elderly folk are alone at Christmas
Posted November 27, 2016 By AdminChristmas is a time of families and friends to gather and exchange gifts.
Hot work cleaning the church.
Posted October 14, 2016 By AdminDrinking 3 Pints at a time.
Posted July 20, 2016 By AdminA Ground worker walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.
Turpentine vs. Holy Water.
Posted June 19, 2016 By AdminA little boy was sitting on a footpath with a bottle of Turpentine, he was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and saw what the boy was doing and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.”
Hells Angel becomes a Jehovas Witness
Posted March 14, 2016 By AdminA Hardened Hells Angel was getting very pissed off at people knocking his door at 8am Sunday mornings so he decide to go to the Jehovas Church and sort them out.
Elderly couples, lodger.
Posted November 25, 2015 By AdminAn older couple living in a small rural town took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. They lived in a very small house, and there was no indoor plumbing. The girl asked if she could have a bath, and the woman of the house explained that she and her husband took baths in a tin bathtub in front of the living room fireplace.
The writing’s in the snow.
Posted October 12, 2015 By AdminFather looks out the window sees writing in the snow. He gets furious and yells for his wife to come and look for herself.
Comfortable.
Posted October 5, 2015 By AdminTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving for the auctions, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll fax you to drive out after me and transport it home.”
Dad brings home a roadkill for dinner.
Posted September 28, 2015 By AdminA man driving home late on night kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is.