A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect but they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect but they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is drying off from her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bert, the next door neighbour.
A Doctor told his patient that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided what the hell, I’ll try it, and He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was […]
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive and used to strike her so she divorced him. She got remarried and after the honeymoon was over that husband ran out on her. A couple of years later she got married again and that husband failed to please her in bed
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees her neighbour standing there. Her neighbour asks the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?
An innocent virginal girl was in the car with her mother and stuck in traffic says “Oh my hands are freezing,” Her mum replies “Put them between your legs, it’ll warm them up.”
I was invited out for a night out with “the lads”, I told my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easy
Like Humans, Lions go through the same 3 Basic stages of a Relationship with a Female.