Marriage and Relationship Archive

Polish man wants a divorce.

Posted December 21, 2014 By Admin

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect but they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

Viagra and Macdonalds.

Posted December 20, 2014 By Admin

Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”

Womans critical information.

Posted December 14, 2014 By Admin

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is drying off from her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bert, the next door neighbour.

Drivers dilemma after doc’s advice.

Posted December 12, 2014 By Admin

A Doctor told his patient that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided what the hell, I’ll try it, and He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was […]

Generous Husband.

Posted December 7, 2014 By Admin

I am at the department store and I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” “What’s the price?” he say’s. “£5000.00.” came the reply “Well, ok, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”

Womans ad comes up trumps.

Posted November 7, 2014 By Admin

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive and used to strike her so she divorced him. She got remarried and after the honeymoon was over that husband ran out on her. A couple of years later she got married again and that husband failed to please her in bed

Do you have a Vagina?

Posted September 18, 2014 By Admin

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees her neighbour standing there. Her neighbour asks the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?

Keeping hands warm.

Posted September 28, 2012 By Admin

An innocent virginal girl was in the car with her mother and stuck in traffic says “Oh my hands are freezing,” Her mum replies “Put them between your legs, it’ll warm them up.”

Quick Thinking

Posted March 8, 2004 By Admin

I was invited out for a night out with “the lads”, I told my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easy

Why Cats are like Humans

Posted March 8, 2004 By Admin

Like Humans, Lions go through the same 3 Basic stages of a Relationship with a Female.