An innocent virginal girl was in the car with her mother and stuck in traffic says “Oh my hands are freezing,” Her mum replies “Put them between your legs, it’ll warm them up.”
Health & Medical Archive
Keeping hands warm.
Posted September 28, 2012 By AdminOne test two results
Posted September 28, 2012 By AdminA man phones the Doctor’s surgery for the results of his wifes blood test she had the day before. The Doctor was very embarrassed…
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The Four Hour Problem
Posted May 14, 2012 By AdminA man walked into a Pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady behind the counter said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the Pharmacy.
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Blind Mans Stick
Posted May 5, 2012 By Admin“Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
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Spank him!
Posted February 21, 2012 By AdminAn old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby it was so far out, there was no electricity.
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The Hunting Accident.
Posted February 15, 2012 By AdminA guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew the gun fell over & discharged.
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Pitfalls of too much Alcohol
Posted November 15, 2011 By AdminPatrick had been drinking heavily at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the barman, says, “You’ll not be drinking any more tonight, Patrick”.
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Leprosy sufferer at a cricket match.
Posted November 13, 2011 By AdminA guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the final test cricket match. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat.
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Aids Warning
Posted November 12, 2011 By AdminSenior citizens are the worlds leading carrier of AIDS and HIV. We can reveal exclusivley the facts.
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Sperm Donation
Posted November 3, 2011 By AdminThey decided to earn some money by supplying sperm to a donor bank.
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Making babies.
Posted November 19, 2010 By Admin“Oh, no need to explain,” the woman cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.”
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DEATHS PLAGUE SOUTH AFRICAN HOSPITAL.
Posted April 17, 2006 By AdminFor several months, our nurses have been baffled to find a dead patient in the same bed every Friday morning.
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Hell of an Email.
Posted March 10, 2004 By AdminA business man and his business wife left the snow in Canada for a vacation in Florida, unavoidably his wife was bound by a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email from his Laptop. Unfortunately, when […]
Eye Examination Chart
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminBy increasing distance until readable determins level of eysight.
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Splinter removal
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminA hunter was hospitalised with serious injuries today at a local hospital.
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Ready for Release
Posted March 8, 2004 By Adminthe Senior Psychiatrist reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.
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Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital.
Posted March 8, 2004 By Admin“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot-line, please select an option from the following choices”
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Medicine name changes.
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminIn Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
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Surgical Decision
Posted February 8, 2004 By AdminThe doctor comes in and says “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.
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Seen for the first time.
Posted February 8, 2004 By AdminThe doctor is baffled, as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.
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