Bowel Movements.

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

One 75 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7am and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”

An 80 year old man says, “My case is worse. I get up at 8am and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.”

The 92 year old man says, “At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.”

“So what’s your problem?” asked the others. The 92 year old replies “I don’t wake up until nine.”