Birth Fertility

Mrs. Donovan was walking down the high street when She met up with Father Riley. The Father said, “Top of the morning to you, aren’t you Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry you and your Husband two years ago?” She replied, “Aye, that you did, Father.”

The Father asked, “And be there any wee little ones yet?” She replied, “No, not yet, Father.” The Father said, “Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll light a fertility candle for you and your husband to help bring you little ones.” She replied, “Oh, thank you, Father.” They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, “Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are you these days?” She replied, “Oh, very well, Father!” The Father asked, “And tell me, have you any wee ones yet?”

She replied, “Oh yes, Father, two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all.” The Father said, “That’s wonderful! And how is your loving husband doing?” She replied, “He will be back tomorrow, he’s in Rome to blow out your F%!king fertility candle.”