Assumption
A Science teacher, asks his class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first Pupil to look his way. “Can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
The girl stands up, blushing furiously. “Sir, how dare you ask such a question?” she says. “I’m going to complain to my parents”
The teacher is shocked by the girls reaction, but undaunted. He asks the class the question again, and this time a boy raises his hand. “Yes, lad?” says the teacher.
“Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Very good. Thank you.”
The teacher then turns to blushing girl and says, “Young lady, I have 3 things to tell you:
- “It’s clear that you have NOT done your homework.”
- “You have a DIRTY mind.”
- “I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”