A great Pub!

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a Pub. They are having a good time and all agree that the Pub is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, “this is a nice Pub, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At Maguire‘s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and Maguire himself will buy your third drink!”

The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, “Yeah, that’s a nice Pub, but where I come from, there’s a better bar. In Naples, there’s this place, Luciano’s. At Luciano’s, you buy a drink, Luciano buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Luciano buys you anudda drink.”

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, “You think that’s great?
Where I come from, there’s this place, Kowowski’s. At Kowowski’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, they buy you your fourth drink and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!”

“Wow!” said the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?”
“No,” replied the Polish guy, “but it happened to my sister!”