A Flash in the park.

Three old ladies named Gertrude (81), Maude (82), and Tillie (93) were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation and feeding the birds with breadcrumbs, when a flasher approached from across the park.

He came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat and exposed himself to them.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tillie, being older and feebler, couldn’t reach that far.