- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
- Beer doesn’t care if you fall asleep after you have had it.
- Beer tastes good.
- You always know you’re the first to pop a beer.
- After you have had a beer, you’re committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
- With a glass of beer you know you’re always going to get a good head.
- When you say you love bee, you really mean it.
- Beer has no problem with you taking its top off.
- Beer has no mother, and can be mature in a year.
- Beer wont follow you around for a week after you have had it.
- Beer doesn’t make everything a problem, it only makes everything ok.
- Beer doesn’t get upset if you come home with another beer.
- Beer is happy to ride in the back of your car.
- Its so easy to compliment a good beer.
- you can shoot a beer.
- Beer doesn’t want foreplay before you have it.
- You are never embarrassed about the beer you take to a party.
- You can have a beer in public.
- Beer is always wet.
- Beer will always go down easily.
- Big fat beers are nice to have.
- When you go to a bar you know you can always pickup a beer.
- Beer doesn’t think football is stupid.
- Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month.
- You can share a beer with your mates.
- Beer doesn’t demand equality.
- Beer stains wash out.
- Beer doesn’t make you go shopping.
- Beer always listens and never argues.
November 10, 2011 @ 7:04 am