Monkey Business.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! What are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After many joints later the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard falls out of the tree and waddles off erratically to the river, the Lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile already in the river sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the bank, then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains to the Crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the Monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.

The Crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey any of that joint left?”

The Monkey looks down and says “Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!…….
How much water did you drink?”