Amish family in the city for the first time.

A 17 year old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping centre in the city for the first time ever. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, the one thing that really intrigued them was the silver wall that could move apart then slide back again.

The boy was completely gob smacked and asked, “What is this Father?” The father never having seen a lift (elevator) before responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I no idea what it is.” While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat wrinkly old lady hobbled up to the moving wall and pressed a button. The wall opened, and the lady walked into to the small room the other side. The wall closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the wall light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number where it seemed to pause a short while, then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the wall opened up again and a gorgeous 20 something blond stepped out.

The father’s legs almost gave way from shock he couldn’t take his eyes off the beautiful young woman. As she walked out their sight he turned to his son and said “Go and fetch your Mother.”