Tell Santa next year.

Just after Christmas a cop on horse saw a little girl on bike with no lights, “Did Santa get you that?” he yells at the girl “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year or I will arrest you.” The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop thinks about it for a moment and chuckles he then replied “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”