Music to my Ears
A retired man was in a restaurant and needed to fart as most seniors do.
The music was very loud and he figured no one can hear him so he squeezed one out, the relief was wonderful. But this was not the end for him, his bowels decided there is more pressure that needed equalisation, and he let another one rip. Because the flatulence was in full swing and his relief was so good, he got himself go into the rhythm of the music and was farting to his heart’s content, giggling like a kid as he did so.
It was after he finished his meal and was onto the coffee that he noticed everyone was staring at him in disgust.
Then the penny dropped, he was listening to his Ipod.