Micky, Minnie and Donald.

While Mickey was away on a business trip, Donald got Minnie to join him in a motel for a dirty weekend, but when they get unpacked they realise they have no condoms.

Donald calls the reception and asks for condoms, the receptionist says “Shall I put them on your Bill?” to which Donald replied “Don’t be thuckin thtupid I would thuffocate!”