Shoot yourself in the foot.

C.
You shoot yourself in the Foot.

C++.
You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the Foot.

FORTRAN.
You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of Bullets, you continue anyway, because you have no exception handling ability.

COBOL.
USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, then place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.

LISP.
You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds….

BASIC.
Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol, on big systems, continue until the entire lower body is waterlogged.

FORTH.
Foot in yourself shoot.

APL.
Shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.

PASCAL.
The compiler wont let you shoot yourself in the foot.

SNOBOL.
If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot yourself in the right foot.

CONCURRENT EUCLID.
You shoot yourself in somebody else’s foot.

UNIX.
% is foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o %rm *.o rm.o No such file or directory % Is %.

XBASE.
Shooting yourself is no problem. If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, you’ll have to use Clipper.

PARADOX.
Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too.

VISUAL BASIC.
You cant shoot yourself in the foot, but you have a lot of fun trying