St Peter was standing at the gates of heaven with his clipboard marshalling the recently deceased, as a guy approached he asks “Religion?” “Jewish” says the the man. “Go to door 21 and be very quiet when you pass door 8, next please.” As a teenager approaches St Peter asks him the same question “Religion?” “Protestant” the boy replied, “Go to door 11 and be very quiet when you pass door 8.” So off the boy goes to door 11 making sure he is quiet passing door number 8.
A Japanese lady approached and bowed to St peter who then asked “Religion?” “Shinto” replied the lady to which Peter said “Go to door 15 and be very quiet when you pass door 8.” So off the lady went to her door. It was now the turn of a middle aged biker and as he approached St Peter he was asked “Religion?” to which he replied “Agnostic.” “Go to door 41 and be very quiet when you pass door 8.” As the biker turned to go to his assigned door he asked “what’s the deal with being quiet passing door number 8?” St peter replied with “It’s where the Catholics are and they think they are the only ones here.”