10 reasons why your computer may be Possessed!
- Instead of flying appliances, your screen saver shows horned demons torturing your immediate family.
- The monitor spins and spews pea soup when you access the Vatican Website.
- Bill Gates Screen Saver eyes follow your every move.
- Keeps throwing priests out of Windows.
- Hard disk crashes every time Pat Robertson e-mails you.
- Green slime oozing out of keyboard again and your kid hasn’t been near your machine.
- Tech support crew brings Noton Utilities and a crucifix.
- The little logo on it says: “Satan Inside.”
- No matter what URL you type in, your browser opens up the www.hell.com web site.
- Contrary to the start-up screen, you’re fairly certain Micro$oft hasn’t released Windows666 yet.