Satan attends a Sunday worship

A few minutes before the services started, the people were sitting in their pews and talking prior to the Vicar attending his services. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church, everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Within seconds, everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yes of course I do.”

“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked. “No I am not.” said the man.
“Don’t you realise I can kill you with a word?” asked Satan. “Don’t doubt it for a minute.” Replied the man in a calm voice.

“Don’t you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?” insisted Satan. “Yes of course I do.” The man replied.

“You’re still not afraid?” asked Satan. “No I am not.” Replied the man.

Satan was somewhat  disturbed by this man’s lack of fear finally asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” The man calmly looked Satan in the eye and replied, “Been married to your sister for the last 42 years.”

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