Leprosy sufferer at a cricket match.

A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the final test cricket match. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he’s very concerned about upsetting the other spectators.

The man wanders through the benches looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won’t disturb anyone. Finally, he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the match.  He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.

The man answers, “Yeah.  Just sit down, shut up, and watch the match.”

He sits down and adds, “As you can see, I have leprosy.  If it disturbs you, I will move.”

“It doesn’t bother me.  Just shut up, and watch the match.”

A while later, during the first over, the man suddenly vomits. Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.

Seeing this, the man gets up and says, “Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick.  I will find another place to sit.”

“It’s NOT you, just sit down, shut up, and watch the match.”

So he sits back down.  But during the fourth over, the man begins to vomit again.  This time it is projectile vomit.  A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man’s mouth and nose until his stomach is completely emptied.

Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, “Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick.  I will find another place to sit.”

“Really, it’s NOT you, just sit down, shut up, and watch the match.”

So he sits back down.  But during the seventh over, the man begins to vomit again.  This time it is the dry heaves. The man feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering.  And once again, offers to leave.

But the man insists, “Really, it’s NOT you.”

So the man asks, “Well if it’s not me that is making you so sick, than what is it?”
“It’s that guy behind you, he keeps dipping his Tortillas in your back!”