Heaven is performance related.

An old priest dies due to old age. Upon entering St Peter’s gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, “What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?”. The man responds “My name is John, and I was a London Taxi driver for 37 years” “Very well,” says St. Peter, “Here is your silk robe and golden sceptre, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord.” St. Peter looks at the Priest, and asks “What is your name and what did you accomplish?” He responds, “I’m Father Glison, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord”.

“Very well,” says St. Peter, “Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter.” “Wait a minute,” says the Priest, “You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden sceptre, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?”. “Well,” St. Peter replied, “We work on a performance scale here, you see while you preached, everyone slept, however, when John drove taxis, everyone prayed!”