Coffee with Catholics.

Four middle aged Catholic women are having coffee together, discussing how important their sons are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he Walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence The first Three women give her the subtle “Well. .?”

She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6 feet 2inches, hard bodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, “My God!”