Archive for February, 2019

Romance

Posted February 7, 2019 By Exocet

A Wife was lying in bed one night as her husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand and tried to get back to sleep.

Crashed Harley, the nurse, and the Wife!

Posted February 1, 2019 By Exocet

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

Bear