Two Smokers.

Two retired women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain, one of the women pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Her friend said “What's that?” to which she replied “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.”

Her friend asked where she got it and was told to get them from the pharmacy.

The next day, The second lady hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The girl behind the counter looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. The elderly lady then says “It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.”

The girl fainted.

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