Dad brings home a roadkill for dinner.

A man driving home late on night kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is.

The dad said, "This is a different kind of meat for dinner and I want you to guess what it is." The dad added "I will give you a clue, it’s what mummy calls me sometimes. "The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. It’s an arsehole!"

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