Surveys & Forms Archive

Like a new born baby.

Posted March 14, 2015 By Exocet

I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

     

Oral Sex survey.

Posted October 17, 2005 By Exocet

3% liked the warmth.

     

Potty Insurance claims.

Posted October 17, 2005 By Exocet

I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

     

Barmy Officialdom

Posted October 17, 2005 By Exocet

For Example, did you know that you can be OFFICIALLY WARNED of the pain and suffering you will receive as there is no record of you not committing an offence.

     

Mc Donalds Job Application.

Posted September 17, 2005 By Exocet

They employed him because he was so honest.

     

Efficiency Reports.

Posted September 17, 2005 By Exocet

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

     

Some answers given on Family Fortunes.

Posted September 17, 2005 By Exocet

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers. A horse

     

Quality Managment.

Posted August 17, 2005 By Exocet

As part of the Company’s quality management, all employees work performance has to be evaluated.

     

Condom catch phrases.

Posted August 17, 2005 By Exocet

After a survery of various names for condoms, the results for brands and catch phrases are found below.

     

Pilot Fault Reports.

Posted August 17, 2005 By Exocet

Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.

     

McDonnell Douglas Warranty

Posted June 17, 2005 By Exocet

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.

     
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