Law and Dis-Order Archive

Lecture.

Posted June 8, 2015 By Exocet

An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse.

     

Brass rats n pigs.

Posted January 1, 2015 By Exocet

“That will be £10 for the brass rat and £1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll just pay the £10 and pass on the story.”

     

Deaf and Mute Mafia bag man.

Posted December 10, 2014 By Exocet

After a few weeks, the collector picks up over £100,000, but he gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realises that their collection is late.

     

The farm worker.

Posted October 14, 2014 By Exocet

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios the farmer and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck, and he’s still wriggling.

     

Blonde driving licence.

Posted October 1, 2014 By Exocet

A blonde female driver was speeding in a 30 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s licence.

     

Tell Santa next year.

Posted September 21, 2014 By Exocet

Just after Christmas a cop on horse saw a little girl on bike with no lights, “Did Santa get you that?” he yells at the girl “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year or I will arrest you.”

     

Al Qaeda operative shot dead with 600+ bullet wounds.

Posted September 15, 2012 By Exocet

An Al Qaeda terrorist had been shot dead by the London Metropolitan Police with over 600 bullet holes in the body.

     
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