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Unbelievable Act in Public.

Posted February 18, 2013 By Exocet

I couldn’t believe what I saw outside my window!   I had to zoom in, no one in their right mind would do such a thing. yes I think I know what they are doing, it’s unbelievable they are doing this, but let’s be sure.   Yes I know it, I’m almost convinced at what […]

     

COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN.

Posted February 18, 2012 By Exocet

Your backside is never a factor in a job interview.

     

Mens Rules.

Posted February 17, 2012 By Exocet

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

     

Some reasons why the Human race is doomed to fail.

Posted November 23, 2011 By Exocet

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity.

     

Hurricane Appeal.

Posted November 13, 2011 By Exocet

BBC Radio Kent reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms…..

     

10 Thoughts for 2007.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

     

Word Illusion.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

When Good contains Evil, upon reflection of teach you will learn.

     

Words Worth.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

By using the same letters in each word, you can get the real meaning…. DORMITORY=DIRTY ROOM

     

Fastest Thing in Life!

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.

     

Bet you didn’t Know this.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

Bet you didn’t Know this. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

     

Advice for Americans visiting London.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

Vocabulary The brits have peculiar words for many things. Money is referred to as “goolies” in slang, so you should for instance say “I’d love to come to the pub but I haven’t got any goolies.” “Quid” is the modern word for what was once called a shilling” — the equivalent of seventeen cents American. […]

     

Vincent’s Van Gogh’s Relatives.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

Vincent’s Relatives, Verti Gogh, Gotta Gogh.

     

Comparisons between “President Clinton” and the “Titanic” DVD’s.

     

Spaghetti Can Kill.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

     

GREAT WORDS OF WISDOM.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

A parting word from Dan Quayle: “I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

     

U.S.A. helps out Russia.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

“Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried; “my people’s favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

     

How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

     

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly things in life.

Posted March 10, 2004 By Exocet

Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: She can’t find her contraceptive pills. Ugly: Your daughter used them.

     
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