3 guys in a bar discussing love gifts.

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Banker, and one was a Biker. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the ring, she will at least she will enjoy the drive to change the ring, and she will know that I love her."

 After finishing his scotch, the banker replied, "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least enjoy the trip, and she would know that I love her."

 The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "For my anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, she can go fuck herself."

Bear